May Bite Before Coffee T-Shirt — Sarcastic Coffee Warning Tee for Caffeine Goblins

$17.63

Colors: White

Sizes: XS

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

If mornings turn you into a feral woodland creature until coffee kicks in, this shirt is basically your medical alert tag. The bold “WARNING: MAY BITE BEFORE COFFEE” headline paired with that angry little mug says everything your face is too tired to communicate. It’s relatable. It’s unhinged. It’s caffeine-dependent excellence.

Made with buttery-soft ring-spun cotton, this tee keeps you comfortable while you silently threaten anyone who speaks to you before your first sip. Lightweight, breathable, and built for the chaos gremlins who run purely on caffeine and spite. Wear it to work, the grocery store, brunch, or anywhere you want strangers to approach you with caution (as they should).

Perfect for:

• Coffee addicts, espresso disciples & latte goblins

• WFH zombies who log in but are not “emotionally available”

• Baristas who have seen things

• Anyone whose love language is caffeine and minimal human interaction

• Gifting to that coworker who snaps before 9AM

This tee isn’t just funny — it’s a daily survival warning.

f mornings turn you into a feral woodland creature until coffee kicks in, this shirt is basically your medical alert tag. The bold “WARNING: MAY BITE BEFORE COFFEE” headline paired with that angry little mug says everything your face is too tired to communicate. It’s relatable. It’s unhinged. It’s caffeine-dependent excellence.

Made with buttery-soft ring-spun cotton, this tee keeps you comfortable while you silently threaten anyone who speaks to you before your first sip. Lightweight, breathable, and built for the chaos gremlins who run purely on caffeine and spite. Wear it to work, the grocery store, brunch, or anywhere you want strangers to approach you with caution (as they should).

Perfect for:

• Coffee addicts, espresso disciples & latte goblins

• WFH zombies who log in but are not “emotionally available”

• Baristas who have seen things

• Anyone whose love language is caffeine and minimal human interaction

• Gifting to that coworker who snaps before 9AM

This tee isn’t just funny — it’s a daily survival warning.

Without side seams

Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Ribbed knit with seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Shoulder tape

Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching

Fabric

Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.

Age restrictions

For adults

Warranty

EU warranty - 2 years

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

Country of origin

Made in Bangladesh

DTF sleeve prints

The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method

DTF inner neck labels

The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors ; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not dryclean; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.

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