Cluckanne™ — The No-Clucks-Given Chicken Shirt | Sarcastic Farmhouse Tee • Funny Hen Graphic • Chicken Humor Gift
Cluckanne™ is here — loud, proud, and pecking her way into sitcom history.
Inspired by the warm chaos of 90s family TV (you know the one), this design puts our unbothered chicken queen front and center like the matriarch she is — surrounded by her tiny, clucking admirers, basking in the yolky glow of full hen glory.
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a vibe.
It’s sarcasm wrapped in soft cotton.
It’s comfort with a side of “don’t test me.”
Perfect for:
- Chicken moms and backyard barn bosses 🐓
- Farmhouse fanatics with attitude
- Sitcom kids who grew up on laugh tracks and leftover meatloaf
- Anyone whose spirit animal is a judgmental hen
- People who believe a coop is a family
Why you need it:
- Subtle 90s nod without copyright drama 👀
- Hilarious conversation starter (especially at brunch)
- Comfortable enough for couch naps, feed runs, and yelling “WHO ATE MY LEFTOVER PIE?”
- Limited run — Cluckanne doesn’t do reruns
Product Vibes:
✔️ Super-soft unisex Gildan Softstyle® tee
✔️ DTG print that keeps its sass through wash after wash
✔️ Tear-away label for max comfort
✔️ Made for layering, lounging, or full-on poultry domination
Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold like a responsible adult
• Tumble dry low (Cluckanne does NOT shrink)
• Iron on low if needed
• Do not bleach, even if she looks like she would forgive you (she won’t)
Add her to your cart before she pecks off to another coop.
This hen’s got star power — and once she’s gone, she’s not coming back for a reboot.
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF sleeve prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors ; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not dryclean; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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