Take Me Moo! Edition | Daddy Threads™
Ever been so done with life you’d let aliens abduct you without asking follow-up questions?
Same. This cow gets it.
Introducing the Take Me Moo! Tee — where farm life meets emotional burnout meets intergalactic escape plan. An entire mood printed on cotton.
🛸 “Beam me up. I’m over this planet.” — Cow, probably
Perfect for:• People one inconvenience away from joining another galaxy
• UFO festival goers
• Conspiracy theorists with impeccable style
• Cow lovers who radiate chaotic energy
• That friend who says: “I wasn’t born for Earth, I was born for vibes.”
• Super-soft unisex fit (Gildan Softstyle® 64000)
• Vibrant DTG print — won’t fade, crack, or lose its cosmic glow
• Works for both cow people and alien people (you know exactly which one you are)
• Makes strangers laugh at gas stations, festivals, and Costco
• Birthdays
• Christmas / Secret Santa
• Boyfriends / girlfriends / stoners / weirdos (said with love)
• Anyone who has mentally checked out of Earth
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heathers include polyester for extra softness
• Ribbed knit collar keeps its shape
• No side seams = no rubbing
• Runs true to size — size up for that “the cow gave up and so did I” oversized look
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
Cow abductions require low-heat cycles.
We make shirts that:
• say what your inner monologue is actually screaming
• feel soft enough to sleep in
• and are intentionally a little unhinged
If happiness is not achieved upon wearing, try pairing with caffeine or snacks.
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF sleeve prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors ; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not dryclean; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.
We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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