Giddy Up, Sparkle Farts — Hilarious Unicorn Graphic Tee for Chaos Lovers
Unicorns are supposed to be graceful, elegant, symbols of purity and wonder.
This… is not that unicorn.
This majestic little menace is mid-air, mid-sparkle-fart, and mid-emotional spiral — and somehow still serving legendary energy. Featuring a rainbow mane brighter than your future, a golden horn sharp enough to slice through your last nerve, and confetti-level sparkle emissions, this tee was forged for certified chaos agents only.
Perfect for:
• Birthday parties
• Spiraling in Target
• School drop-off when you’re on your 3rd iced coffee
• Anyone who’s stopped pretending to be normal
Whether you’re prancing toward joy or galloping into questionable decisions, this shirt delivers maximum comfort and just enough unhinged power to make strangers rethink approaching you. Great for kids, adults, cryptids, fae creatures, and anyone powered by glitter and spite.
Product Features
• No side seams = sleek fit + less fabric drama
• Ribbed collar that stays loyal
• Shoulder tape for structural integrity (yours may vary)
• 100% soft, durable, ring-spun cotton
• Ethically sourced cotton — because even chaos respects the planet
Care Instructions
• Machine wash cold with similar colors
• Tumble dry low
• Iron low if you're trying to impress someone
• No bleach, no dry clean — the unicorn will judge you
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF sleeve prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors ; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not dryclean; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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